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Song Parodies -> "Psyllium"

Original Song Title:

"Cecilia"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Psyllium"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*Fleawort. Used as a laxative.
Psyllium

Psyllium,* you're making me fart;
My colon is breaking wind daily.
O psyllium, I downed it with ease
Now it's set me free to explode.

Making runs in the afternoon—this psyllium
Sends me to bathroom.
I get up to air the place,
But I soon turn around,
And back in there I race.

Psyllium, you're making me fart;
My colon is breaking wind daily.
O psyllium, I downed it with ease
Now it's set me free to explode.

(Woodwind break)

Irrigation—
It's flushed intestines.
I'm cleaned to the core—no more crapping!

Irrigation—
It's flushed intestines.
I'm cleaned to the core—no more crapping!


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Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Eatin' beans in the afternoon
With Cecilia, in my dining room (eatin' beans!)
Flicked a light switch, made a spark,
Fart gas blew up the house, threw us into the park.
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Psyllium, you're down in my gut
You're making my butt so explosive
Oh, Psyllium, I'm here on the can
It wasn't my plan, the commode
alvin rhodes - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
nice flurry of fart songs today....5s

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