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Song Parodies -> "Limes Have Come Today"

Original Song Title:

"Time Has Come Today"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chambers Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Limes Have Come Today"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Limes Have Come Today!

Limes have come today!
So tart, for makin' ade.
Can't put it off another day
Gotta get another eight
Tons. So?! I piss money away!
Limes have come today!
(Hey!)

Oh
So cool when juiced as ade (hey!)
A complement to pay (hey!)
To a big sandwich from Subway (hey!).
Love the tastes' interplay (hey!).
Though beer's for sure more strong (limes!),
You snorkel through the foam (limes!),
And you get stoned (hey!),
And you get stoned (hey!).

Now that limes have come (limes!),
I'll make that juice run (limes!).
The fruit's been ripened by the sun (limes!).
Growing season's done (limes!)
Time to crush the lush pulp inside (limes!).
And my piehole pines for some key-lime pies (limes!).

(Limes!)
Now that limes have come (limes!),
They go with gin and quinine (limes!).
Limes have come today (limes!).
Limes have come today (limes!).

(Limes! x11)

Now that limes have come (limes!),
I'll make that juice run (limes!).
The fruit's been ripened by the sun (limes!).
Growing season's done (limes!)
Time to crush the lush pulp inside (limes!).
And my piehole pines for some key-lime pies (limes!).

(Limes!)
Now that limes have come (limes!),
They go with gin and quinine (limes!).
Limes have come today (limes!).
Limes have come today (limes!).

(Limes! x4)

Yeah!

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Meriadoc - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I see you have run out of Veggie Tales and begun on fruit funnies! Good job at taking an awful song and turning it into a masterpiece!
John Barry - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc!
Peregrin - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one John!
Agrimorfee - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That was interesting! 555

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