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Song Parodies -> "Sopped, Sopped, Sopped"

Original Song Title:

"Stop, Stop, Stop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Sopped, Sopped, Sopped"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

See the girl with scission thing in fingers,
Whetted and set to score.
Ruby fluid of which she’ll be availed
Glistening on the floor.

Gels on feet; it’s drip a-drip a-dripping. . .
Lightness in the head.
Redness falling just-a like-a teardrops—
Keep this up, I’m dead.

How she’s lancing, goring me a grooved rent;
Swaying too and fro
Is my body, ’cause this hemoglobin thief
Has hastened the flow.

Blood is rushing. . .evermore incising,
“Leching” like a cow.
Like a snake serpentine sanguinity
Would be good Dracul chow.

Sopped, sopped, sopped from the lancing,
Knicked with knife, I bleed.
Stop, stop, stop all the lancing—
As if [she] sank in teeth.

Now she’s grooving and she’s got me aswaled—
Tourniquet I’d like,
Blanched I grow because she does bleed me—
Rivulets. . . .no dike!

Closure, closure! I am getting weaker;
A gallon she’ll reach.
This medicine? I think that’s not right—
“Please cease!” I beseech.

Sopped, sopped, sopped from the lancing,
Knicked with knife, I stream.
Stop, stop, stop all the lancing—
I am blanched yet green.

[intra-lude]

Sopped, sopped, sopped from the lancing,
Knicked with knife, I leak.
Stop, stop, stop all the lancing—
I am piqued and peak’d.

Now I scold her; peeved, I am swearing,
“Give that vein a kink!”
Out it bubbles; clotting’s not enabled;
Visage once was pink.

Can’t she understand that I want it
Coursing to my cheeks.
Heavy bandage cannot stanch it,
So still on it leaks.

Sopped, sopped, sopped from the lancing,
Knicked with knife, I leach,
Stop, stop, stop all the lancing.
Can’t you use a leech?!

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