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Song Parodies -> "NIcky, Your C**ze is Dumber"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"NIcky, Your C**ze is Dumber"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Divas I
Nicky, Your C**ze Is Dumber

You'd like to believe itóbut no way--
That your little child bride is not so dumb.
You messed up, you are scared, and you would like to run.
But you'll stay here and play your part

Nicky, your c**ze is dumber
Than a stuffed iguana on a shelf.
Nobody knows that better than yourself.
Nicky, your c**ze is dumb, yeah,
But she's earned you all you own.
So don't lose it though you'll feel fettered
When you get home.

There's a new doc in town; he maps the brain.
He wires her up, says she's on slow-scan mode.
Has her play games that test her cerebral nodes.
He confirms, it's her weakest part.


You ask yourself, "Is she my kind?"
She's got an extremely slow mind.
No, you'll stay here and play your part.


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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, very funny indeed! Hey, if I can say poon you should be able to say cooze.
John Barry - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. How to work poon and cooze into one song? How do they sex-vet the songs and the words? One of my pieces was nixed, and I'm not sure why.
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
John - Swell stuff here. Good original song, too. hmmm...the old 'poon-cooze' conundrum? well, Johnny is the man to see. How direct is the usage? That could have something to do with the 'nix'.

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