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Song Parodies -> "Stooped Position"

Original Song Title:

"Superstition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Stooped Position"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Very stooped position—surprised you don’t fall.
Very stooped postion—looks like Pisa’s wall.
Thirteen degrees listing—head extends past ass.
Seven cervicals look just like a forward pass.

When you be leaned, listing, I just don’t understand
How you’re upright.
Stooped position. . .up you stay?

Very stooped position—watch out or your hands
Will be hobnail trod on. . .and maybe your gland.
Feet as well as face seem to meet before long.
Look like a concave C. . .back must be strong.

When you be leaned, listing, knuckle-dragging your hand—
You are a fright.
Stooped position. . .up you stay?

Very stooped position—nothing more to sway.
Very stooped position—can’t bend the other way?!
Thirteen degrees tilting—head extends past ass.
Seven cervicals look just like a forward pass.

When you be leaned, listing, parellel to the land.
That isn’t right.
Stooped position's not OK!

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McKludge - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I've been wanting to parody this song for a long time, but I just can't find the title sub. Nice one, JAB
WarrenB - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto on McKludge. Here's hoping you don't scrape the crap out of your knuckles.
Old Man Ribber - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody really stands up! ;D
UnKnownVotress - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Until they get their SeaLegs, I can only suppose that this is the way the Crew walks aboard the ~HMS SirSweaty~, eh PirateJack?
John Barry - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge, Warren, OMR, UKV (just setting sail).
norCalSeaLady - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
chips aHoy, SirSweaty ! !
Ann Hammond - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
hehe

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