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Song Parodies -> "He’s All In"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"He’s All In"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She’s a bad girl, caused some drama,
loves emails, sending out a slew.
She’s a bad girl, Dave’s amanuensis,
loved writing ’bout her boyfriend too.

Went the wrong way, stickin’ in his wiener—
the CIA is stunned and takes it hard—
not his man toy! but the fact that he kissed her.
He’s a bad boy, his career in shards.

Because he, he’s all in.
And wrote she, she “All In.”

Ere the man’s fired—squalid was his gal spree—
dude went out by folding all his cards.
He was a bad boy. . .was bangin’ in the shadows
with a bad girl who’s broken his wife’s heart.

It was he, he all in.
And wrote P.B. “All In.”

So now the guy’s down, prone to mull ballin’,
and his wife’s sure steamed at the guy
and his P.B. ball—wow! what a dumb thing!!
Gonna leave his job with no smile.

Because he, he’s all in.
And wrote she, she “All In.”

It was he, he all in,
into P.B., “All In.”

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Leough - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
The story of the author and the modern wayward general! 555!

One of our local radio stations had a segment on this morning they called "All My Generals". They played soap opera suspense music between each sentence as they described the events associated with this scandal. It was very amusing.
Barry J. Mitchel - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like a "love pentagon" (3 guys, 2 gals) to me. As Rush Limbaugh said yesterday, "Now our generals are being led by their privates."
AFW - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
You've nailed another one...Generally speaking
Meriadoc - November 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Great pacing and subs in this one.

As for the subject matter, dunno what the big deal is. Let's see...Harding, Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Clinton...why don't we just elect this guy president?

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