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Song Parodies -> "‘Southern’ Ram"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Man"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"‘Southern’ Ram"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stub-in man lecher used his bed
to bang bimbo whom he ain’t wed,
while extolling what Good Book said.
Suckin’ dame got him in morass;
she uncrossed legs to give more ass.
Sluttin’ ma’am.

They were bonkin’ and hit the rack;
in pop parlance: up they were shacked.
Sulkin’ man’s rectitude was slack.
Rapturous screamin’; then bullshit rapping.
Nose long. So long.

Suff’rin’ man, feckless, neck is red;
sullied sanctified marriage bed,
while extolling what Good Book said.
Subbin’* shame now has come to pass.
Crossed the voters. . . up the crevasse:
“southern” ram.

Fishy smell when he tells what went down;
under-attack man is a clown.
Swore by God he wouldn’t run around.
Now it’s streaming, the bullshit rapping.
So wrong. So long!


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Callmelennie - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
What's with all these slams on Clinton, JAB? Aren't you a dyed in the wool Democrat? ;-D ....... Why aren't you hammering that Robert Bentley guy from Alabama?
JAB - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Democrat, schmemocrat! I'm a wooly InDEpenDent. OK I'll tackle Bentley next.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - March 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Again, extremely clever subbing, and seizing the news just as it broke. I'm not sure that i'm that interested in the Bentley scandal, (corruptible and insincere politicians?) but that must be what this is about. You must have been tempted to use the Neil Young song Alabama, "The devil fools with the best laid plan". 5s

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