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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me a Bauble"

Original Song Title:

"Time in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Me a Bauble"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My girlfriend says, Buy me a bauble--
No fur things, I'm St. PETA, who
Has to shave every day.
So Eternity gasses my way
As I walk through the room.

Just get me a plaything that's never
Gonna stir me to think of you.
Display every day the nice treasure, and then
Again, I'd ask you to spend loot.

But there never seems to be enough, I'm
Craving more things, more froufrou.
Go and find them!
Go look around. Money to blow.
Go get me some' I want some mo'
Go forthwith.

I have a big box for my knickknacks
That stream out like doubloons of Scrooge.
Another box: empty,
Need to fill it with plenty,
It needs a gimcrackle deluge.

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2Eagle - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
- while he says, "WHERE"S MY DINNER?!".
Johnny D - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh cough cough!
Rick C - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
"More froufrou, go and find them!" cracked me up!
AFW - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Jewelry tomfoolery...elegantly expressed..
alvin rhodes - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
how can i not give fives to a song containing the words "froufrou" AND "gimcrackle"...lol

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