Song Parodies -> Rouge 666
| Original Song Title: | "Route 66" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rouge 666" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Hell's Dick, euw! Not a man, a loathsome pest.
He's fire's mate and he's irate. . .stented chest.
Head that's Dick's sports rouge 666.
Well he lies in Chicago and L.A.
More than two thousand years old today.
Head that's Dick's sports rouge 666.
Hell, he totes for St. Luey, brings on misery.
Dope he molds ain't witty; his mojo's sh!tty.
He eats armadillo, called-up-from-Texas shmoe.
Hag gaffe is his momma; stoner is each daughter.
Iraq, he's Czar; sand. . .burnin' dinars.
Oozing from Dick's lips, a fiery drip.
He bakes where gall and sulfur mix.
Head that's Dick's sports rude 666.
Hell, he toasts to St. Luey, job: bring misery.
George in coma; Dick C. is oh so tricky.
He sees army will go; called up for Texaco.
Man from Arizona would make the same boner:
Iran hollers--sand. . .burnin' dollars.
Oozing from Dick's lips, a fiery drip.
His pate has malefactor scrip'.
Head that's Dick's sports Lu's 666.
He's fire's mate and he's irate. . .stented chest.
Head that's Dick's sports rouge 666.
Well he lies in Chicago and L.A.
More than two thousand years old today.
Head that's Dick's sports rouge 666.
Hell, he totes for St. Luey, brings on misery.
Dope he molds ain't witty; his mojo's sh!tty.
He eats armadillo, called-up-from-Texas shmoe.
Hag gaffe is his momma; stoner is each daughter.
Iraq, he's Czar; sand. . .burnin' dinars.
Oozing from Dick's lips, a fiery drip.
He bakes where gall and sulfur mix.
Head that's Dick's sports rude 666.
Hell, he toasts to St. Luey, job: bring misery.
George in coma; Dick C. is oh so tricky.
He sees army will go; called up for Texaco.
Man from Arizona would make the same boner:
Iran hollers--sand. . .burnin' dollars.
Oozing from Dick's lips, a fiery drip.
His pate has malefactor scrip'.
Head that's Dick's sports Lu's 666.
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i think you've profiled the little heathen quite accurately...this was hilarious
Pirate Jack, < CABO-WABO > for sure ! " he eats Armadillo . . . " quite witty !
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