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Song Parodies -> "A Cross-Dress, Dude in Skirts"

Original Song Title:

"Across the Universe"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Cross-Dress, Dude in Skirts"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hers I’m trying on,
Nice dress of dame in which are tapered cups.
I slip it past my ass—
No slip today, a cross-dress: dude in skirts.
Shoes I borrow ain’t for boys;
I’m slipping as I walk the line—
Arresting falls, my wrestling knees.

I’ve muumuu vestment on.
Sloughing pants, I change to girl’s,
Duds things—I’m arrayed as girl.
Cup things in raiment of girls.
Sudd’nly I’m a babe with curls.

Images of Joan delight me,
Prancing, panting, pantsless—before guy.
A ball gown firmly on; a cross-dress: dude in skirts.
Togs me gander, spying,
Dress I’m in; and I think: next a frock;
I grumble slightly as I play with stays;
A cross-dress: tunic’s hers.

I’ve new blue vestment on.
Sloughing slacks, I change to girl’s
Duds things—I’m a dame, not churl.
Cup things up with stays for girls.
Sudd’nly I’m a babe like Berle.*

Rounds of maquillage like wife—
I’ve rings inside my poked-through ears,
Delighting and inviting me!
Liberally I try the duds,
Some rhinestone-shiny. . .this vermillion one.
A call: the wife is yon; she’s cross—sees dude in skirts.

Wife blew fuse—wench sets on.
“Nut, freak!” screamed this baying girl,
“Duds thief!” keened this baying girl,
Punched me did this apeshit girl,
Nuts squeezed by this apeshit girl.

My nuts blue—stressing’s strong.
I’ve Cross, Blue, dressings on.


* Milton Berle: “Best known for dressing in drag. He would hobble around the stage in high heels while fixing his make up. A glamour girl he was not!”—morbid-curiosity.com

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Nothing wrong with showing our feminine sides...just maybe not on the streets...funny stuff, JB
Michael Pacholek - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Every time she thinks she's out, they drag her back in!
Mark Scotti - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I'd vote to the nines, for the way he dressed, but i can only give fives...LOL
Old Man Ribber - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ala Maynard G. Krebs) Oh wow Dobie, what a drag! (And I say that in the highest most complimentary sense!) ;D
LadyRougeCross - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
BLUE CROSS Advisory : . . .~ Duke oBerle ~ . . . . The Burly CaptainJack Barrow dressed to the ' nines ' . . . . SirSweaty ? ?
Brandon Reina - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Each time I find this song funny, it reminds me of the deceased cross-dressing LGBT children's superhero cartoon, SheZow.

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