-> "Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree"
Caught on the grounds, with Christmas tree
That had dropped because I'd chopped.
Miffed owner eyed me warily
While on cell phone, called the cops.
It gave me a penitential feeling, I did hear
His voice ringing, "Why'm I yellin'?
Seize, please, felon; he's trees fellin'!"
Dropped on the ground, this Christmas tree.
I hope they shan't haul away
Me to the penitentiary,
I must soon fashion my play.
Drop on the ground--me, to my knee
And dispirited I sing:
"They messed me up, my punk kin; I
Need not jail but counseling."
To sentiments I attempt appealing, but it's clear:
Cloying ploys he finds appalling.
Deck this tall dick; mauled, he's falling.
Dropping, he's down, like Christmas tree
I happily haul away--
Also his haberdashery,
Left him nude, fashions 'porter.*
*short for prête-à-porter, ready to wear; in a sartorial sense, "porter" means "to wear," but the word's primary definition is "to carry."
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