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Song Parodies -> "Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Caught on the grounds, with Christmas tree
That had dropped because I'd chopped.
Miffed owner eyed me warily
While on cell phone, called the cops.

It gave me a penitential feeling, I did hear
His voice ringing, "Why'm I yellin'?
Seize, please, felon; he's trees fellin'!"

Dropped on the ground, this Christmas tree.
I hope they shan't haul away
Me to the penitentiary,
I must soon fashion my play.

[chainsaw interlude]

Drop on the ground--me, to my knee
And dispirited I sing:
"They messed me up, my punk kin; I
Need not jail but counseling."

To sentiments I attempt appealing, but it's clear:
Cloying ploys he finds appalling.
Deck this tall dick; mauled, he's falling.

Dropping, he's down, like Christmas tree
I happily haul away--
Also his haberdashery,
Left him nude, fashions 'porter.*


*short for prête-à-porter, ready to wear; in a sartorial sense, "porter" means "to wear," but the word's primary definition is "to carry."

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TJC - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun Christmas Chainsaw Slash-a-Fur!
TJC - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Oops! Make that Slash-a-Fir!
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
TREE-mendous
Ann Hammond - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I rocked and learned a new word
Yoidy - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
They say sluicefer is the light. 555!
John Barry - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, Alvin, Ann, Yoidy.
AFW - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Tricky wording and funny,

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