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Song Parodies -> "Awlaki"

Original Song Title:

"Alley Oop"

Original Performer:

Hollywood Argyles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He-he! He no be
He-he! He no be

Well the man with the funny name just had to go
(Awlaki, he no more be)
He lived until several days ago
(Al-Wacky. . .)
Didn’t eat nothin’ but Hellfire; the
(All wacky. . .)
Hellish rat joined with Osama B
(Palled rat, he. . .)

He’s a scumbag who’s no more alive
A lackey
Got croaked on a desert drive
Al ’ lackey
He’ll no more mumble jihad jive
Look at that cave man blow!

There was a chauffer for this chitlins-dine carnivore
(Awlaki no be, he-he!)
They both got bumped off to death; they’ll be around no more
(Arriverderci, ci, ci! )
He was a pig-ugly scum; now he ain’t got no hair
(Awlaki. . .)
There ain’t much sign o’ him anywhere
(Awlaki. . .)

He got dusted. . .is no more alive
All whacked, he
The missile gave a bum swive
All whacked, he
He’ll no more be around to thrive
Look at that crazed man blow!

He road through the desert in an attempt to flee
(Awlaki. . .no “c’est la vie”)
Then a great big rocket, no RPG
(Awlaki. . .)
The rat was bumped off and left to fester
(Awlaki. . .)
So no we scream laughter with Letterman and such jesters
(Awlaki. . .)

He’s a pustule that’s no more alive
Got popped on a desert drive
He’ll no more pop off jihad jive
Look at that glazed ham blow!

Thar he blows
(Awlaki, he no more be)
Look at that crazed man blow
(Awlaki no be, he-he!)
He sure got ripped
Die, lackey, die
(Awlaki. . .no “c’est la vie)
Bye, blown swineosaur

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Another One Bites The Dust (or sand)! ;D
alvin - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
Leo Keough - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
My sentiments exactly...555
John Barry - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks!
WarrenB - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Swineosaur was brilliant. Great way with words, JohnB.

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