Song Parodies -> Only Jews
| Original Song Title: | "Only You" |
| Original Performer: | Platters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Only Jews" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
As sung by Mel Gibson.
Only Jews control the world, fists tight.
Only Jews make loan sharkness look right.
Only Jews and Jews alone
Would kill Christ in cahoots,
Then fill their pockets with lucre and loot.
Only Jews will not make change for me
'Cause it's true, they practice usury.
Can't unclench their hands,
This big-nosed band; they rule Hollywood too.
Oops, I screamed when stewed,
All world's wars caused by Jews.
Oh oh, what'd I do? I quite deranged, they say.
But my dad belongs to Opus Dei.
He says it's a scam
That Hitler and his crew didn't go through
With their dream to undo each and every Jew.
It's all those f*cking Jews!
Only Jews make loan sharkness look right.
Only Jews and Jews alone
Would kill Christ in cahoots,
Then fill their pockets with lucre and loot.
Only Jews will not make change for me
'Cause it's true, they practice usury.
Can't unclench their hands,
This big-nosed band; they rule Hollywood too.
Oops, I screamed when stewed,
All world's wars caused by Jews.
Oh oh, what'd I do? I quite deranged, they say.
But my dad belongs to Opus Dei.
He says it's a scam
That Hitler and his crew didn't go through
With their dream to undo each and every Jew.
It's all those f*cking Jews!
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JESUS WAS JEWISH!!!
Oh and this parody get's 5 stars of David!
4 hava nagilas for this beaut
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