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Song Parodies -> "Cant Alarms Ya"

Original Song Title:

"Camp Granada"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Cant Alarms Ya"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hell-sent Mahdi's hellish army. . .
Dubya is completely barmy.
The Commander's had debraining:
He tells us all's swell while mortar rounds are raining.

Dubya's liking that Maliki;
The spelling should be "Mal! Icky!"
Dubya's got his doctor spinners
Who try to convince, this quagmire will have winners.

All his counselors, too, are insane.
Add to the loon crew: John McCain.
Dub's a head case; no one listens
To his Orwellian cant about changed missions.

It seems nothing could prepare us
For ineptness that now scares us:
Much more crooked and foolhardy
Than the Harding whores who ran the Grand Old Party.

Ape or gnome is Dubya; father
Took us home, 'cause he was smarter.
Had us leave this desert hellhole where
Rates and vipers lurk in their lairs.

Ape is gone in just months, then time to rejoice.
His mess must be cleaned up; no choice
For next prez but to slave. . .
Clean stables of the knave.

Feeble fathead, snarling, brain-dead.
House of White is now a shamed shed.
In nine months we can dismiss the
Evil spawn and do a D&C in D.C.

Every minute, he is failing.
Guy's a dimwit who needs jailing.
Post-'08 things will get better.
Barack, Hillary, McCain--none could be lesser.

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Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Glory, glory, Harry Lewis, this cloth goes shining on. Sad that it had to be written, glad it was written well.
alvin - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the D & C in DC bit
littleCupCakes - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Zehr gut, Mein Herr !
John Barry - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Alvin, Cakes.
Guy - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
JB - If we didn't have the war what would we ever bidge about? Gotta give ya one on this even though we do not see eye to eye politically, I must admit this was done well. The key to balance in these political parodies is humor and for the most part you did that. A few rather rough snaps in it though but I'll slap you 5 cross the backside of your head anyway. ='-)
John Barry - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy, I agree. Political pieces should infuse some humor, regardless of the vituperation, and I'd be the first to admit that mine often don't. But I think this one did, at least a little.

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