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Song Parodies -> "Clones of You"

Original Song Title:

"Close to You"

Original Performer:

Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Clones of You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Until now,
You've been without peer,
But that's changing, my dear.
With your D-
NA there'll be
Clones of you.

All your parts
Are just the same size
You've all got the same eyes
With her D-
NA there be
Clones, that's you.

On the day you all were born,
Cell matter clumped together
And united to create a fivesome crew.
Each of you has identical hair
And nose and toes and pose and eyes of blue.

From your cytoplasm girls bound;
They've got all your traits down.
With your D-
NA there be
Clones of you.

With your D-
NA there be
Clones of you.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 clones of you. . . .

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   2
 0
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 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

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AFW - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, and sort of mates to my Karen Carpenter entry...5's
alvin rhodes - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
fives....one for each clone
Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
"I think I'm a clone now" Nice job!
John Barry - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Jeff.
Larry Hensley - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeff stole my comment! Oh well, anyway, 5555555555555555555555555's
Tommy Turtle - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Do we get to pick who is cloned? I nominate Angelina Jolie. Crank up the machine!!! 5 cloned twice more.
Jango Fett - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I nominate ME!
ahhh! - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
hi i like this song alot!!! its funny like my mom

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