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Song Parodies -> "Where the Joints Smart"

Original Song Title:

"Where the Boys Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Where the Joints Smart"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Where the joints smart, doc will puncture me.
A smilin’ face after they’ll place
Into my arm a large IV.
Where the joints are, it’s fluoroscopy
That will allow him to see how
He will poke when he’s lookin’ in me.

Facets crowd—foramen stenosis;*
In slides that shiny tine
To find the rhizo** with dye, then dose it.
My yells curbed. . .anodyne.

Till he pokes me, eyes laze glazingly.
Flared the joints are, flared the joints are,
Flared-up joints. . .radiculopathy.***

Till he pokes me, eyes glazed—not him, me!
There the joints are, there the joints smart,
There the joint dart plunges—shots in three.


*foraminal stenosis, narrowing of the spinal foramen, the hole through which passes a spinal nerve as it exits the spine
*root
***pain that seems to radiate from the spine to extend outward to cause symptoms away from the source of the spinal nerve root irritation

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SpinalTapptress - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Hope you're OK Captain Barrow, Le Duke oRaise, so Glazed !
Fiddlegirl - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Ouch! But laughter *is* the best medicine... :)
AFW - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
The remedy sounds worse than the ailments...good job

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