I’m mountin’ ’em high,
Calories ain’t low.
I know it’s junk food,
But I love it so.
Nosh ’em with beer--
Got one in each hand.
I taste ’em till my paunch is grand.
Bloat. . .

Come on, bring on the cheese fries
(Cheese fries).
Plumper become my bulging thighs.
Comida mío, cheese fries.

It’s comida comfy;
To eat it’s a bane.
Lipids in innards
Cause LDL gain.
I want to do better,
But once I begin,
I can’t go for bran, sir. . .
Gunked spuds--I’ll dig in!
Oh. . .

Como los tasty cheese fries
(Cheese fries).
¿Cómo? Sometimes with sides of pies.
Coma. Too many cheese fries.