Song Parodies -> Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover

Original Song Title:

"Plastic Fantastic Lover"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

  
Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Got the idea for this from Merry & Pippin.
Her nylon mouth has an erotic smile
That beckons and erects your spine.
You could say she has a libidinous style
With lips parted, your part to entwine.

Seamed and sealed lady, hoisted with hose
Of air; if the pressure's over
Limit and goes too high, she blows--
She's your plastic crack-masticked lover.

Her raggedy trough must be sealed off
Because you have abused a seam.
That air-lose rip, must fix it before ya sticks it--
She was rent by your wrecking-balls ream.

Caused venting damage, plugged into she--
Don't fret, 'cause she'll recover;
Again, she'll arise; resume pries
Of your plastic crack-masticked lover.

Your erecticile thrust had caused her to bust:
Air trapped was void; her oxygen raced.
You tried duct tape to mend the severed place,
But that seal-seam plan--a waste.

Damage control: the slice undone--
Rising, your manhood hovers.
Your doll won't bleed air. . .raining seed
In your plastic crack-masticked lover.



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alvin - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious...love the OS too
Stan Hall - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
A full-blown guffaw, this one. :-)
John Barry - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Stan.

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