-> "Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover"
Original Song Title:
"Plastic Fantastic Lover" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover"
Her nylon mouth has an erotic smile
That beckons and erects your spine.
You could say she has a libidinous style
With lips parted, your part to entwine.
Seamed and sealed lady, hoisted with hose
Of air; if the pressure's over
Limit and goes too high, she blows--
She's your plastic crack-masticked lover.
Her raggedy trough must be sealed off
Because you have abused a seam.
That air-lose rip, must fix it before ya sticks it--
She was rent by your wrecking-balls ream.
Caused venting damage, plugged into she--
Don't fret, 'cause she'll recover;
Again, she'll arise; resume pries
Of your plastic crack-masticked lover.
Your erecticile thrust had caused her to bust:
Air trapped was void; her oxygen raced.
You tried duct tape to mend the severed place,
But that seal-seam plan--a waste.
Damage control: the slice undone--
Rising, your manhood hovers.
Your doll won't bleed air. . .raining seed
In your plastic crack-masticked lover.
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