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Song Parodies -> "Least Favorite Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Least Favorite Things"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Reign rot--they're pros at the art of bullshittin'.
By shareholders not caregivers they're smitten.
Patient's got gangrenous arms. "Here's some slings!"
This is one of two least favorite things.

Fell off a pony and fractured her noodle.
"F*ck off and go get a companion poodle!
Our thumb plays the smallest violin's strings!"
This is one of two least favorite things.

Girls in white dresses who tend to your gashes,
Mostly, call them "pharmaceutical phascists."
Their whore cadre in Congress praises sings.
This is one of two least favorite things.

When a dog bites,
When a bee stings,
If you're feeling sad,
You're hit by one of two least favorite things,
And then you feel really bad.

Reign rot--they're pros at the art of bullshittin'.
Buggy and badly their software is written,
Yet in the world of the OS*, they're kings.
This is one of two least favorite things.

You cannot afford their crap if you're frugal.
I hope that they get their ass kicked by Google.
It's a huge "hairball"** prone to hacker stings.
This is one of two least favorite things.

Churls with thick glasses, uneasy 'round lasses
Coded this bloated mass on which Mac passes.
Linux-diminished. . .the more my heart sings.
This is one of two least favorite things.

God, this hog bites,
Stooge-kludged C strings,
Its users are had
Concludes the tune 'bout two least favorite things
Each of which makes me feel bad.


*operating system
**Sun Micro Chairman Scott McNealy on Windows

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alvin - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "pharmaceutical phascists"
John Barry - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
littleCupCakes - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved the term "Reign Rot ". clever piece, Sir John.

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