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Song Parodies -> "The Lyin’ Creep’s in Sight"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"The Lyin’ Creep’s in Sight"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

No criminal scumbag dentists were harmed in the making of this parody.
The creep dentist, creepy dentist. . . .

Out on the veldt, justice will be dealt;
this lyin’ creep ain’t right.
Out on the veldt, we will take his pelt;
the lyin’ creep’s in sight.

The sleaze dentist, sleazy dentist. . . .

Near the village he came to pillage;
the lyin’ creep’s in sight.
Came to pillage, do more blood spillage—
to lyin’ creep: “good night!”

We’ll grease dentist, grease the dentist. . . .

Hush, no snarling; eye peep, no snarling;
the lyin’ creep’s in sight.
Gun, no darting, then cheers are starting—
the lions reap this blight.

We reaped dentist, reaped the dentist. . . .

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Michael Pacholek - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about Trump.
Julius Schmid - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Given the political climate around here, I thought this would be another rant about the bete noir in the Oval Office. Btw, doesn't anybody nowadays know what a scumbag really is?
Jonathan - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
^ it's a... bag for scum right? ...anyway 5's
Politico - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
O'? He's just the HNIC!!!
Hu's On First - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Julius and Jonathan: Yeah; a certain kind of scum produced by the male body, in a bag named after the ancient horse-building enemies of the Greeks.
Hu's On First - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
I wrote a parody about a different evil dentist a while ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/aliciakeys8.shtml
? - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
The dentist represents Obama, right?
You're Outed - July 31, 2015 - Report this comment
"Politico" wrote "O'? He's just the HNIC!!!" I know who you are, Politico. I know all your aliases. I know what HNIC stands for, you racist bastard who, using your real name, poses as a religious polymath of the extremely hawkish variety.
Hu's On First - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
You're Outed: Who exactly are you referring to?
You're Outed - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
I am using a pseudonym. "Politico" is a pseudonym. "Julius Schmid" was the manufacturer of Trojan condoms way back when. HOF, you use a pseudonym, although it's as real as a name can get around here because you use it consistently. Out of seven contributors to this thread, five did not use the names on their birth certificates. There are valid reasons for using pseudonyms, even multiple ones. I defend their use, but in evaluating the comments, it's important for us to separate the wheat from the chaff, to recognize repeated styles and attitudes, and to detect Jekyll and Hyde characters such as the one I described. Perhaps I'm wrong in this instance, but I think not. In any case, the point has become: Where's the outrage here that someone has used a slang racial slur in attacking the President of the United States?
I apologize to JAB for using his thread for an issue other than his fine parody.
Gentleman, please - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
AIR is a pseudonym playground!!!
Outraged - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm with you, YO. Politico is just an a**hole. Here comes the outrage. The disrespect and hatred for the PERSON of the current president is beyond belief. Racism runs wide and deep in the U.S. Our smart phones have recorded it. Mitch McConnell sets one goal for Republicans and that is to ruin Obama's presidency. To hell with the country!! Birthers, death panel screamers, Chamberlain comparers, socialism accusers. Disguise the HNIC attitude with half-baked opposition to all of Obama's legislative and diplomatic initiatives. But never mention the Iraq vets with burned out faces and partial brains. Never mention the thousands of homes in permanent grief over the casualties of a war ordered by the criminals W, Cheney, and all the rest of the chicken hawks around them. Never mention a few hundred thousand Iraqi lives lost and life's savings lost in 2008. I got a little off my chest. Thank you.
You're Outed - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
And you are the leading player, sporting yet another moniker G, p!
Really Outraged - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
^ if anyone should be outraged it should be the taxpayers who watched Obama more than double the national debt, left a void in Iraq for ISIL to fill, ripped up the Constitution with ACA and making deals with Cuba without Congress, flaked on his Syrian redline threat, flaked on confronting Putin on Ukraine, flaked on North Korean development of three stage missiles to hit the United States, allows Russia and China to hack our government and commit industrial espionage, and failed completely on Middle East foreign policy by leaving ISIL unchecked (no boots on the ground policy). Obama also is a classic black Jew hater who loathes Benjamin Netanyahu and wants to release funds to Iran for weapons that will go into the hands of Syria, Hezbollah, and the Palestinians. The Iran deal will allow Iran to cheat and speed up their nuclear bomb ambition, forcing Israel to go it alone. Obama is the worst President in US history who is running us into the ground financially, stolen our civil liberties, destroyed traditional and holy marriage by giving into the Gay Agenda, undermined the Constitution with Executive overreaching, and has failed foreign and domestically with his policies that even Democrats no longer support. By the time he leaves office the debt will be $24 Trillion!
Somewhat Outraged - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment
RO mentions ISIL. But Bush created ISIL with his moronic move into Iraq, directed by his Svengali, Cheney, and the other neoncons who told the doltish Bush what to do. This after St. Reagan created the Taliban when the Russkies were in GaffeNamistan. But back on the subject at hand: how this all devolved from a parody about the killilng of a lion to rantings of racist trolls is rather disturbing.
Patrick - August 02, 2015 - Report this comment
My real name, by the way. I thought this parody was about a trophy hunter who bagged an aging lion that was a celebrity around the world, except, perhaps in Zimbabwe. Who knows how many human lives he may have saved. In many African nations lions are looked upon as a threat to livestock and occasional man eater. I don't think the Zimbabwe government, one of the most corrupt and vicious on the planet, even knew about the lion until it saw the story in the foreign press. This government, by the way, collects significant revenue from foreign tourists who come there to shoot animals. The hoopla and demands for extradition have the kleptocrats salivating over the possibilities of levying some even bigger fines and possibly tossing this guy in a dungeon. Typical of western leftists who value the lives of African wildlife over the lives of actual Africans. As for Obama, is there any website one go to find a list of all the variations on his name used in the right-wing press?
Rob Arndt - August 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Way to go JAB, Keep on keepin' on... to 5000! We numbers guys need to stick together. I'm coming up on 700 Spells shortly ;-)

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