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Song Parodies -> "Con Man Doolittle"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Doolittle"

Original Performer:

Dr. Doolittle soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Con Man Doolittle"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Crooked Con. man John Doolittle (R-Rocklin), who Jack Abramoffed, was too much of a liability even for his CA district. Do-little Doolittle didn't have a prayer for reelection, and the republicans desperately want to hold onto his seat. (House minority leader John Boehner [R-Ohio]--he's the one who looked the other way while Mark Foley went after pages--gave the obligatory, pro-forma "we wish John the best" sendoff.) They told him and his wife, who also Jack'offed, to kiss off. They got the message to take off. And the world's a tiny bit better off. (In fairness to Republican bag men such as Doolittle, who can forget William "90 grand stashed in the freezer" Jefferson, D-La.?) There's a "con" in Congress, and that body politic is having congress with our bodies, posteriorly speaking.
They came to scold;
They said, "Johnny, a liability
You are." He rolled
And said, "Alright; I'll get out of sight."

John D. had told too many lies,
And he was one of Abramoff's guys.

Go, Con. man Doolittle, you're a liability,
'ho' con man Doolittle, to us, the Grand Old Party,
Dough, Con. man Doolittle, you ran a kleptocracy,
D'oh! con man Doolittle, you are a putz,
So we'll set you free, yeah, yeah. (2x)

We need a cure
And we'd be doomed if your campaign resumed.
Now what to do
You know" go quick, and take your crooked chick.

Blow, con man Doolittle, and take your con-job wifey,
No, Con. man Doolittle, we don't want you around, see?!
Crow, con man Doolittle, "other opportunities.,"
Yo, Con. man Doolittle, you are a shmuck.
So we'll set you free, yeah, yeah. (2x)

Go, con man do-little Doolittle,
Blow Con. man chew-spittle Doolittle,
And best of luck.

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Agrimorfee - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
the only Dr. Doolittle soundtrack that I am familiar with is the Newley/Bricusse-scored Rex Harrison movie, so I cannot comment on this.
alvin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'

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