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Add some habaneros and make it stronger.
They make your eyes water and make you sneeze too.
You'll blow out some gas that will soon clear the room.
Don't let it sit for too long on your tongue—
It's worse to inhale some way into your lung.
Even though your mouth will not emit smoke,
Your chest will feel like a furnace burning coke.
It's not the kind of grub you'll find in Tonga.
Militates against eating this kind of food.
If you find any gristle in this food—
Especially some that has been fully chewed—
There's a good chance that it will make you hurl
Onto the pavement, at the feet of a girl,
Who then will punch you with all of her might
In the gut, which already's not feeling right—
Exacerbating gastroenteric plight.
You eat too many and sound like a conga.
You had better stick to convenience-store food.
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