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Song Parodies -> "Numb My Nethers"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Numb My Nethers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

* A mohle performs circumcisions, traditionally at 8 days of age; a philter is a magic potion; as to degloving, cross your legs, guys, and read this from a medical Web site: "The technique of degloving the p*enis involves separating the p*nile shaft skin from the underlying Buck fascia after the circumscribing incision has been made. The p*nile skin can be degloved from the distal p*enis to the base of the p*enis using a combination of blunt and sharp dissection. This degloving technique is used to gain more p*nile shaft skin length."
Numb My Nethers

Here come old "hack job"; he's a removin' mohle*; he
Won't (hope!) bruise up my balls; he holy skin-roller.
Me no hair; age—five plus three!
Hope he a good poker and he don't too hard squeeze.

Hope that ain't moonshine or a Jim Beam highball.
Some funky smell lingers, despite breath controllers.
I want him sober as can be.
As I watch his arm flare, wish I talked, then I'd plead:
"Numb my nethers, 'fore you deglove* me!"

Skin-tag reduction—I like something to shoot:
Just a local skin pop; don't need spinal tapper.
Don't see no syringe for him to squeeze.
Where's the anesthesia? Don't do it drugless, please!
"Numb my nethers, 'fore you deglove me!"

He roll it over and give me no warning;
I feel bloody water; I got, woe!, no philter*.
He say, "Oy, my boy, no goy I see!"
Give him a hard look, and then on his hands I pee.
Numb, my nethers—where he degloved me.

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Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"Oy, my boy, no goy I see!" LMAO!
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash, you're a mensch.
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, JB!
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD.
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
clever parody...5s
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
John B - This was great! 5's - Makes me glad I was I was infant way back when...
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, Paul--thanks.
After reading the foreword,The Thought Police fainted,leaving a message scrawled on a piece of paper in his hand---let's see what it reads... - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
five....,five....(ulp!--oooohhhh--sloomp!) ,fi--
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh! Ummm, 5's!
Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mensch? You know I'm a girl, right John?
The Thought Police - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Perhaps he meant,"Womensch"
Ashkicksass - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment

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