Ineluctable, call it Karma,
Inevitable, it's in the stars, bah!
It's just as if Kismet clings to me,
I can't kiss it off; it brings to me
Destiny's door; it pesters me more.

Unavoidable--there's no "come what may."
Fixation on yore--can't think "seize the day."
That guy Calvin wasn't risible,
Like him, I am feeling miserable. . .
Let me sin with predestinable you.

[hymnal interlude]

(repeat second verse)