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Song Parodies -> "Gritty Flash Mob"

Original Song Title:

"Pity Hal's Job"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt

Parody Song Title:

"Gritty Flash Mob"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stopping traffic, nasty this sport, early morning.
Gals and guys halt racing cars, third fingers fly.
Seen just as pests by vexed drivers, or else deranged. . .
love to sock ’em in the nuts or poke an eye.

(Drop ’em to knees or to their sides)

Falcon slowing; it’s been for years on the asphalt;
it’s an antique and it’s damn chic, color’s dark.
It is just sitting there close to the square—
a door opens for some fresh air.
Gagging on the noxious smog, a hardened
look on his face as the mob forces him to park.

But he embellishes the smog with a big fart!

Gritty flash mob, perverse action, car-flow harmers.
Great time is not had by those who cannot start.
Serving time in vehicles for hours,
going nowhere, . . .beyond repair
f**cked up, but they care not, those who impair
the circulation; no one moves, none can depart.

Mob moves, inducing cars to slowly disembark.
This ain’t funny, but to these dummies, just a lark.

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Rob Arndt - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey JAB... you forgot my name suffix on this oen and all your IPASOY parodies have the OA and OS titles reversed- what happened??? Anyway, I lost a pet today and don't feel like writing anything for a while. I think I'll stop these :(
John Barry - November 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry, Rob. I was asleep at the switch.
John Barry - November 10, 2012 - Report this comment
And, sorry to hear about your pet. I recently lost a cat.
Rob Arndt - November 11, 2012 - Report this comment
X38 completed... when in doubt I can always return to Third Reich material, and that can go on forever ;-)

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