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Song Parodies -> "Shucker, Shucker"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar, Sugar"
Original Performer:
Archies
Parody Song Title:
"Shucker, Shucker"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Shucker, Shucker,
CHORUS:
Shucker,
Oh, chummy,* chummy.
You are a clammy girl,
And you're popping oysters too.
Chummy,
Oh, shucker, shucker.
You are a clammy girl,
And I'd like to mollusk you.
I just can't believe the chuminess when I huff you.
(Chuminess when I huff you)
Let me peel a lemon and rub it all over you.
(And rub it all over you)
CHORUS
Oops, you missed a pearl
That's lurkin' in the oystery.
(That's lurkin' in the oystery)
It gave off such a shine
So bright, yet you didn't see.
(So bright, yet you didn't see)
Pour a lot of lemon juice on me—chummy!
Pour lots of lemon juice on me—ladle!
Lemon makes me smell sweet—yeah, yeah, yeah!
*Chum is fish bait.
CHORUS:
Shucker,
Oh, chummy,* chummy.
You are a clammy girl,
And you're popping oysters too.
Chummy,
Oh, shucker, shucker.
You are a clammy girl,
And I'd like to mollusk you.
I just can't believe the chuminess when I huff you.
(Chuminess when I huff you)
Let me peel a lemon and rub it all over you.
(And rub it all over you)
CHORUS
Oops, you missed a pearl
That's lurkin' in the oystery.
(That's lurkin' in the oystery)
It gave off such a shine
So bright, yet you didn't see.
(So bright, yet you didn't see)
Pour a lot of lemon juice on me—chummy!
Pour lots of lemon juice on me—ladle!
Lemon makes me smell sweet—yeah, yeah, yeah!
*Chum is fish bait.
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I hate oysters, but I laughed out loud at "And I'd like to mollusk you."
funny, but personally, i'd rather eat caterpillar meat
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
(Comment, Comment #3) Well done, JB!
"And I'd like to mollusk you" ..... yep, lines like that prove that you and I definitely share the same parody-phoneme-affliction, dude!
I went phoneme-crazy with my Saturday posts--if they make it.
You're A Big Archies Fan.
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