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Song Parodies -> "Shucker, Shucker"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Shucker, Shucker"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Shucker, Shucker,

Oh, chummy,* chummy.
You are a clammy girl,
And you're popping oysters too.
Oh, shucker, shucker.
You are a clammy girl,
And I'd like to mollusk you.

I just can't believe the chuminess when I huff you.
(Chuminess when I huff you)
Let me peel a lemon and rub it all over you.
(And rub it all over you)


Oops, you missed a pearl
That's lurkin' in the oystery.
(That's lurkin' in the oystery)
It gave off such a shine
So bright, yet you didn't see.
(So bright, yet you didn't see)

Pour a lot of lemon juice on me—chummy!
Pour lots of lemon juice on me—ladle!
Lemon makes me smell sweet—yeah, yeah, yeah!

*Chum is fish bait.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Ashkicksass - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate oysters, but I laughed out loud at "And I'd like to mollusk you."
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
funny, but personally, i'd rather eat caterpillar meat
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #3) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"And I'd like to mollusk you" ..... yep, lines like that prove that you and I definitely share the same parody-phoneme-affliction, dude!
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I went phoneme-crazy with my Saturday posts--if they make it.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You're A Big Archies Fan.

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