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Song Parodies -> "Can't Find the Way Nome"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Find My Way Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blind Faith

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Find the Way Nome"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Jagged mountain ranges, frozen rivers, dense forest, desolate tundra, and miles of windswept coast at the mushers and their dog teams. Temperatures far below zero, winds that can cause a complete loss of visibility, the hazards of overflow, long hours of darkness, and treacherous climbs and side hills. That's the annual Iditarod dogsled race, from Anchorage, in south central Alaska, to Nome on the western Bering Sea coast. Each team of 12 to 16 dogs and their musher cover over 1150 miles. This year's race starts on March 4.
I'm mushin' alone; my body's chilled to the bone,
I must be deranged.
My ass is freezin'; I been out here so long.
Core temp's eighty degrees.

CHORUS:
Am I near the end? Don't think I'll beat record time.
'Cause I'm aimless and can't find the way to Nome.

I'm an ice cream cone. . .colder than tit of a crone,
In the Kaiyuh range.
This dogsled freezing slog has been a bitch this year,
And I'm out of whiskey.

CHORUS

I can't find my way to Nome (4x)
That last turn must have been wrong,
I can't find my way to Nome.


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Royce Miller - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Nicely done, interesting subject.
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrilliant
Rick C - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool 555
Larry Hensley - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
So cool, it's freezin'. 555

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