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Song Parodies -> "Fridge Holding Bubbling Water"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge over Troubled Waters"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Fridge Holding Bubbling Water"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fridge Holding Bubbling Water

When you're searing,
Reeling, fall.
When sweat is in your eyes;
You can only crawl.

I'm like dry ice,
When you must chuff,
And shade just can't be found.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.

When you're all wrung out
From the blazing heat
You feel like frying lard
I'll cold-comfort you.

I'll take your pulse—
There's a faint thump;
You're brain is reeling 'round.

Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.

Take some silver salts,
'Lectrolytes.
Potassium, saline;
I've got ice cream on the way.

Here, have some ice
Put some on your head
And some on your behind.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I've dispensed the ice.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I've dispensed the ice.

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Johnny D - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, this fridge-themed parody is a cool one, 5's.
TJC - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Scans perfectly! Simply... sparkling!
John Barry - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD and TJC.
The Great Karlando - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been tryin' to do a parody of this song for a while, but I wanna stay away from the fridge idea, since it's ben done a couple times already. This was pretty good...pacing is dead on as far as I can tell. Good job.
John Barry - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, TGK. Maybe something with "bridge"?

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