He's sure one amazing nag, Mister E.

Let's hear your horse try
To speak just like a guy.
He ain't no aphasic nag, Mister E.

He knows as many words
As owner, Wilbur, nerd,
Whose girl is not a hag, Ms Connie.*

Ed's an equine with a quite fine lexicon.
I wonder why no one's ever gettin' on, gettin' on. . .

To his back. Ain't he
Meant to ride, a horsey?
Spouting words. . .P[alomino] H[ippological] D[iscourse].

Ed's an equine with a quite fine lexicon.
Wonder if he and Ms Hines get it on, get it on?

Taken aback, me,
When I hear a horsey
Spouting words. BFD. . .no irony, no, no, no
Implied by me. . .I'm serious; that's quite a feat,
Quite, Mr. E., yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.


*Connie Hines played the wife of Wilbur Post (Alan Young) in "Mr. Ed."