-> "Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right"
Original Song Title:
"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite"
Parody Song Title:
"Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right"
Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right
For the benefit of Mr. Right,
There's a fundraiser tonight. . .the Hamptons scene.
The spenders, son, will all be there--
Investment bankers, so beware!
They want your green.
Older men with whores who scoop their garters--
Over their heads to induce some fire.
In the way, Mr. R. enlightens the world.
The cerebrum of Mr. R.
Has soaked up more coke and booze than a bishop's bar.
It's rendered, son, and the damn thing
Is lighter than a tiny styrofoam jar.
Messrs. R. and C. assure Republicans
That reelection's a deal done.
Of course, Henry, THAT war's whore, hands out some schmatlz.
The band begins at ten to six--
Drink up, 'cause Republican chicks will start to sound
Their shrieking, whining, carping screed
That will induce in you a need to see them bound.
And Mr. R. will demonstrate
Ten ways in which to stick your pate into the ground.
He bays to this preppie delegation:
"A splendid time is guaranteed for y'all."
And tonight Mr. R. is sniping at Bill.
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