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Song Parodies -> "SLUG"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

S is for the slime trail that you see,
L’s for languid pace; moves glacially,
U’s for über ugly gooey globs that bug me,
G’s for garden whore that eats my lettuce and much more.

Both slugs and the snails I abhor.

Slugs are sluts for all the garden food,
slugs are spawned in a very huge brood.
Kale—they’re gonna take it as fast as the seeds can make it.
Slugs: salt ’em down and they’re screwed.

S is for a swig, big, of whiskey,
L is for the liquor me likey,
U’s for underneath the table where you’ll find me,
G’s for glugging more than I should from the package store.

It’s doing something I adore.

Sluggin’ down the hard stuff and the brew,
slugging neighbors when I’ve had a few.
Ale—sure I can take it. My thirst—it will never slake it. . .
sluggin’ down a great big slew.

Slugs comin’ out of my .22,
slugs guaranteed by Amendment 2.
Slugs, on pages make ’em; vending machines will not take ’em.
Slug is 32.2.*

“Slug” has meanings, quite few.

*the gravitational unit of mass in the foot-pound-second system to which a pound force can impart an acceleration of one foot per second per second and which is equal to the mass of an object weighing 32.2 pounds

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB - I was brought down (with laughter) after taking three slugs in the belly. Which comment would be best - you really snailed this, I got a belt out to this, or I'm biting the bullet? ;D
Callmelennie - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Much funny sluggin' on the slugs
Rob Arndt - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
A natural selection, but like how you mixed it up- 555!
Wendy Christopher - February 15, 2013 - Report this comment
I'll admit I got lost long ago on the status of yours and Rob's cross-breeding parodies ;^) but I'm enjoying this series all the same. As a fellow slimer-hater myself, I thoroughly approve of this parody - 555!

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