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Song Parodies -> "Tainted Host, Corpus Rose"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Tainted Host, Corpus Rose"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Crawl hosts heav'nward, bread burgeoner,
Tooth-bridge mountin', leavened dough is risen
High like rolls, aired, bloated from the yeast.
Tongues spurt from the mouths, been opened for the feast.

CHORUS:
Corpus rose, tainted host;
Chew--the taste, kinda strong.
Bread burgeoner, mouthin' manna;
Tainted host; corpus rose.

Call the bak'ry and then say, "Sirs,
Like a pasty taste for new chew wafers.
Dark and crusty ain't right when we dine.
Crispy takes more chewin' time; fear 't sops up the wine."

CHORUS

I hear the clois-ter; their moanin' showers the hallways.
It's raised the loaf; decline they the high host, fall and pray
For shrivin', down they go; they get to kneelin'
'Cause there will be no host blessed today,
Fressed today.

CHORUS 2x

Tainted host; up corpus rose;
Tastes like toast; tug cork from Rhône.

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AFW - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the contrast of the original and your theme...Frankensteinish funny...great adjectives..top fives
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
disturbing but funny...5s
John Barry - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin.
Meriadoc - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonderful word-play! Say 555 Hail Marys and sin no more....

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