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Song Parodies -> "Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar, Sugar"
Original Performer:
Archies
Parody Song Title:
"Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Kludger, Kludger
CHORUS:
Kludger,
"Windows for Dummies."
You've gotta patch that URL,
Or they will be hacking you.
"Dummies,"
Oh's and one's, Kludger,
You've gotta patch that URL,
Go ahead and make a kludge.
You just can't believe the clumsiness that went into
(Clumsiness that went into)
Internet Explorer; it is just a pile of poo.
(It is just a pile of poo)
CHORUS
When the bits are twirled,
The browser will be virus-free.
(The browser will be virus-free)
Until hackers online
Send worms TCP/IP.
(Send worms TCP/IP)
Oh, port a little C+ to the object (kludger)
Support for Windows? Not even maybe ("Dummies," "Dummies")
You'll have to make a tweak (yeah, yeah, yeah)
CHORUS:
Kludger,
"Windows for Dummies."
You've gotta patch that URL,
Or they will be hacking you.
"Dummies,"
Oh's and one's, Kludger,
You've gotta patch that URL,
Go ahead and make a kludge.
You just can't believe the clumsiness that went into
(Clumsiness that went into)
Internet Explorer; it is just a pile of poo.
(It is just a pile of poo)
CHORUS
When the bits are twirled,
The browser will be virus-free.
(The browser will be virus-free)
Until hackers online
Send worms TCP/IP.
(Send worms TCP/IP)
Oh, port a little C+ to the object (kludger)
Support for Windows? Not even maybe ("Dummies," "Dummies")
You'll have to make a tweak (yeah, yeah, yeah)
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i'm the dummy they're referring to...5s
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
(Comment, Comment #7) Well done, JB!
"Until hackers online / Send worms TCP/IP" ..... great geeky pacing, I approve!
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