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Song Parodies -> "Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Kludger, Kludger

"Windows for Dummies."
You've gotta patch that URL,
Or they will be hacking you.
Oh's and one's, Kludger,
You've gotta patch that URL,
Go ahead and make a kludge.

You just can't believe the clumsiness that went into
(Clumsiness that went into)
Internet Explorer; it is just a pile of poo.
(It is just a pile of poo)


When the bits are twirled,
The browser will be virus-free.
(The browser will be virus-free)
Until hackers online
Send worms TCP/IP.
(Send worms TCP/IP)

Oh, port a little C+ to the object (kludger)
Support for Windows? Not even maybe ("Dummies," "Dummies")
You'll have to make a tweak (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm the dummy they're referring to...5s
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #7) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"Until hackers online / Send worms TCP/IP" ..... great geeky pacing, I approve!

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