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Song Parodies -> "Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Kludger, Kludger

CHORUS:
Kludger,
"Windows for Dummies."
You've gotta patch that URL,
Or they will be hacking you.
"Dummies,"
Oh's and one's, Kludger,
You've gotta patch that URL,
Go ahead and make a kludge.

You just can't believe the clumsiness that went into
(Clumsiness that went into)
Internet Explorer; it is just a pile of poo.
(It is just a pile of poo)

CHORUS

When the bits are twirled,
The browser will be virus-free.
(The browser will be virus-free)
Until hackers online
Send worms TCP/IP.
(Send worms TCP/IP)

Oh, port a little C+ to the object (kludger)
Support for Windows? Not even maybe ("Dummies," "Dummies")
You'll have to make a tweak (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm the dummy they're referring to...5s
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #7) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"Until hackers online / Send worms TCP/IP" ..... great geeky pacing, I approve!

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