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Song Parodies -> "It's Bow-Wow Fetcher"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"It's Bow-Wow Fetcher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's bow-wow fetcher--
Come close; don't bite!
Stick seek--fie snarling!
Canine act right.
Chihuahuas don't have the weight
For power fetchers. . .
Take E off RATE.

A cat will claw you
On your skin so tender;
Gangrene might you rob
Of limbs. . .dismembered.
You'll need a lifeline
Mainlined at the right time.
If it ain't here,
You're on a bier--you've passed.

Dick, bow-wow lecher.
Chums he holds tight.
Kiss-deep 'nine darlings;
A swine he'll slight.
Chihuahuas don't have the weight
For bow-wow lechers--
They make bad mates.

Mutts like a Fildo
With its writhing motion,
So if dogs you love
And have the notion,
You can excite the
Poodle pooch's poon nightly.
You've got the yen
Now hear man's best friend bay.

No sow, no heifer,
No goat delight,
Kiss canine darling;
Bid kine "good night."
Chihuahuas can't be the fate
For bow-wow lechers
Who copulate.
It's bow-wow lechers
That cocker-mate.

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alvin - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the last verse
K-9Votrix - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
my paws swat the ~Pirate K-9 Lecher~ Sir Jack BowWow ! ? !
Stan Hall - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
"Take E off RATE" is one of those truth is funnier than fiction lines. :-)
John Barry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, K-9, Stan.

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