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Song Parodies -> "Just a Dutiful Norman"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Beautiful Mornin'"

Original Performer:

Young Rascals

Parody Song Title:

"Just a Dutiful Norman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's a dutiful Norman. "Maaa!!"
He's gotta go and slice awhile.
Naughty child,
As kid, wasn't weaned. . .lech-pair boy.

Crazy loon, he's gonna backslide,
Get dressed to the nines and sharpen his tines.
But he'll shun the makeup,
While planning Mother's brand-new slay.
He ain't gay. . .
Just a dutiful Norman. "Maaa!!"

This nerd don't know that shivvin's wrong,
So wrong.
And so he's off to filet now.

Wears dame's duds. . .looks smashing in gown,
The hemline hanging down, a little close to ground.

"You just ain't no good," his Mother whines,
And that kills his pride;
Mom he'll hide. . .cellar, dried. . .filled her hide.

Dude filled ma. . .sawdust, straw.

He likes to go in that room with a shower
Where dames undress; his madness starts to flower.
He's as she; the other she starts screamin'.
More of gore outplays as he slays; then she lays
Thataways, dead dame. Nerd-dame off sashays,
"Maaa!!!" Son lays dead dame sideways, cleans.
Strays back into mania when a dude,
Arbogast, arrives to ask, "Have you
Of miss Crane had a view. Norm eschews
Any news. Then he slew dick and threw
Him in slough. "Maaaaa!!"

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alvin - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
too funny...especially liked the maaaaaaaaas
littleCupCakes - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Could we move out of BatesVille now, Sir John??
John Barry - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Cakes (I'm gone).
Guy - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
JB - You really went all out on the Bates stuff today. I'm impressed. I also liked Farce's take on Hannibal Lecture yesterday. Should we emulate his lead? I think he would take it as a huge complement if we paid him homage with satirical followup. He did a damn good job on that song and got very little recognition for it. Lets make some Lecture noise.

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