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Song Parodies -> "My Foot Is Swollen, Blue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"My Foot Is Swollen, Blue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My foot is swollen, blue—
it don’t look fine.
I try to hop over to you,
but I’m cryin’,
cryin’ from tryin’.

You know, I can’t stand it—
I can’t run around.
Though I have it bandaged,
can’t manage over your way to bound
on this foot swollen, blue,
grown from size five
to nine.

My foot’s blue,
so I rue
and I stew
and boo-hoo. . .
feeling sour
Life isn’t fair
to poor little me. . .
got no foot pow’r.

Up three feet. . .
my foot long’s swollen too—
and that feels fine!!
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Rob Arndt - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
5s as ususal JAB, keep 'em coming! I am making progress towards 400 now with 367! One day we should both do massive blocks of 10+. I think it would be fun :)
John Barry - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob. I like the block plan. Guess I'd better get to work.
Meriadoc - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Good thing you don't have a foot fetish.
AFW - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I hope this is fiction, and not friction

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