-> "Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood"
Original Song Title:
"Over the River and Through the Woods"
Parody Song Title:
"Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood"
The Lyrics
Chokin' his mistress was Don Sherwood,
He'd gag-smother mouth and throat.
She's hoarse; his horeseplay got carried away.
How'll his district now vo-ote?
Choked up, the missus of Don Sherwood,
Lump forming in her throat.
"Do you give blows to all your 'ho's,
You bloated old sound-squeeze goat?!"
"Whoa!" says the district of Don Sherwood,
"A strange way to have foreplay.
We hear his belle he was strangling, poor thing;
Least the hand-gripper ain't ga-ay."
No Jack the Ripper is Don Sherwood;
He throttles but don't slay.
He'll knock 'er down, wrap his hands around;
For him it's gag-mistress day.
"Go!" says the dimwit to Don Sherwood,
"You rate, Don, you're doin' great!"
He came down to show, Don's a god fellow,
His family-values ma-ate.
Force her to zip it does Don Sherwood;
The payoff's capped, though high.
She's gotta keep mum or she'll forfeit some
Of close-throat hush-money pie.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 1 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|