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Song Parodies -> "Whores"

Original Song Title:

"More"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vic Damone

Parody Song Title:

"Whores"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Whores for the trade of guns, the world they’ve shown:
it is they gun makers have bought and own.
Whores for an industry whose products slay;
people can’t live when they are blown away.

Whores for the likes of Colt,
their VP an insane dolt.
A life to them ain’t worth keeping—
gun sales trump a mother’s weeping.

Wrong side as always is this wrong wrong slime.
No concern for patrons’ products in crime.

Many people will live no more;
they’ll depart and not endure
thanks to efforts of these whores.

Whores for the likes of Colt,
their leaders all insane dolts.
A life to them ain’t worth keeping.
Keep those gun sales upward creeping.

Long are the numbers of victims that climb.
Who care? ’cause their patrons are doing fine

Many people will live no more,
they’ll depart and not endure,
and the body count will soar.

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