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Song Parodies -> "I Deal Shifty"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Deal Shifty"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I deal shifty, oh so shifty
as slip the aces out of sight.
Then I give me
two brace of them, drawn from card-cache site.

I’ve got cards up
my sleeve, cards up
where the mards ’rupt—
such cards yucky feel.
From that rift, the
produced cards have little nose appeal.

Sleazy shifty churl who would stash them there.
Who can that ass-cache cards churl be?

Cards with pretty face
end up—prithee guess?
from my privy pile.
I win—piggy me!

Now I’m dunning
for swag ransom,
but then gunning ’ cause mad some is Roy.
My run’s done
by this livid, gun-slugs-full boy.

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Barry J. Mitchel - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious; gives new meanings to "poker" and "concealed carry permit."
Dave W. - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I feel pretty - disgusted fron the hole affair.....Also. I want to know if the word mards is mispelled...
Meriadoc - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Just goes to show that you should never rob Roy...

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