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Song Parodies -> "Judy’s Turn to Fry"

Original Song Title:

"Judy's Turn to Cry"

Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"Judy’s Turn to Fry"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

’cause now it’s Judy’s turn to fry,
Judy’s turn to fry,
Judy’s turn to fry
in Johnny’s clam shack, it’s she.

It ain’t foodies here at Johnny’s to eat hearty. . .
for those whose fare is fried things.
Transfat in the fried clams ain’t out—
neither in the onion rings.

Tonight it’s Judy’s turn to fry
Judy’s turn to fry,
Judy starts to cry
in Johnny’s clam shack. . .teary.

Finally that night, Leslie became untethered
from that hot bubbling machine.
Slam in clams, fat spats and makes plops—
your apron’s real far from clean.

But now it’s Judy’s turn to fry,
Judy floods her eyes,
sweaty are her thighs
in Johnny’s clam shack. . .greasy!

Now, who likes makin’ fritters for a party
of twelve? Fat’s temp is so high.
Johnny made Judy the victim
that night—someone’s gonna die.

’cause it was Judy’s turn to fry,
metaphoric fry.
Johnny’s turn to fry,
’cause Johnny’s a snack, greasy.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Porfle Popnecker - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice. I had a thing for Lesley Gore when I was a kid.
Peregrin - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Good taste Porfle! JB, you've served up a tasty treat here, with Judy's help.
2Eagle - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one about Chick fil A but I thought this might be about another Judy - Judith Crist who was a movie critic I admired for frying turkey. Incidentally she said the same thing I said about The Birds.
Meriadoc - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like Leslie and Judy shoulda just dumped Johnny in the hot oil...

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