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Song Parodies -> "Tuchis, Tuchis"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tuchis, Tuchis"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Tuchis, Tuchis

Oy, bummy, bummy.
You've got some fanny, girl!
They say, "Oy gevalt, it's huge!"
Oy, tuchis, tuchis.
You've got some fanny, girl!
They say, "Oy gevalt, it's huge!"

I just can't believe the blubberness—your buns protrude.
(Blubberness—your buns protrude)
I can't believe the thunder that comes when they occlude.
(Thunder that comes when they occlude)


That's some keister, girl,
A brown-noser would whoop with glee.
(A brown-noser would whoop with glee)
Block the summer sunshine—
Your meatness hovers over me.
(When we're on the beach, at the sea)

Porcine is that tuchis, size 53? (tuchis)
Porcine is that tuchis, 60, maybe? (bummy, bummy)
That's a big chunk of meat. (rear, rear, rear)

*Buttocks (Yiddish)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Rick D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this one, "Neutered" and "Tuba" are the best ones of this lot. I was amazed at the syncronicity since you just heard me sing about barf and sousaphones last night, after you wrote that one. I hope people understand why you run out of the room screaming when the Archies come on the radio.
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, had a great time last night (wait, a minute. . .that's not what it sounds like!). I'll get in front of that mic next time. (Forgot to mention, this one was suggested by Johnny D.)
Mari D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
John, you parody animal! It must have been tough, having to think about "Sugar, Sugar" so much! I know that you had a great time with Rick. Well, I did play with your wife and another woman, and would do it again. They're very talented musicians.
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
John, this is hilarious! High 5's, really phat
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
fives ?...."butt" of course
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari, thanks. The Timely Trio was the hit of the night for me. Thanks, Dee and Alvin.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #1) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Just readin' some of these over again.... this one's a scream! Mazel Tov!

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