Song Parodies -> Rubber-Lined Room
| Original Song Title: | "Summertime Blues" |
| Original Performer: | Eddie Cochran |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rubber-Lined Room" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I raise a fearsome fuss and I raise a horrid holler.
My head's a-jerkin', I'm mumblin', and I live in filthy squalor.
They tell me that I'm crazy—ply me with opiates.
My doc said, "You're wired, son, we might have to sedate."
Sunk my teeth into his right hand and I chewed.
He screamed, "There ain't no cure but the rubber-lined room!"
So then the medics and cops hold me,
Use a Taser gun to stun me.
Then they throw me in a car, arms strapped across my tummy.
Well I give a little smirk as they tell me I'm sick.
Loud, my rants in the car cause me to have jerking tics.
Next thing I know, flyin' through the air I zoom.
They threw me, secured, into the rubber-lined room.
After two full weeks of very-heavy-dose sedation,
They taken up my problem and reviewed medication.
When doc comes in the room, I head-butt his throat.
He'd like to yell, but his vocal chords won't emote.
Gun time: a stunner; they ply me with more juice.
It seems there ain't no cure but the rubber-lined room.
My head's a-jerkin', I'm mumblin', and I live in filthy squalor.
They tell me that I'm crazy—ply me with opiates.
My doc said, "You're wired, son, we might have to sedate."
Sunk my teeth into his right hand and I chewed.
He screamed, "There ain't no cure but the rubber-lined room!"
So then the medics and cops hold me,
Use a Taser gun to stun me.
Then they throw me in a car, arms strapped across my tummy.
Well I give a little smirk as they tell me I'm sick.
Loud, my rants in the car cause me to have jerking tics.
Next thing I know, flyin' through the air I zoom.
They threw me, secured, into the rubber-lined room.
After two full weeks of very-heavy-dose sedation,
They taken up my problem and reviewed medication.
When doc comes in the room, I head-butt his throat.
He'd like to yell, but his vocal chords won't emote.
Gun time: a stunner; they ply me with more juice.
It seems there ain't no cure but the rubber-lined room.
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There's got to be a witty comment, but I'm afraid I can't think of one at the moment. Nice one, JB
Sounds like a typical Saturday night for Johnny D...
Not at all, Ashkicksass, I go bareback. This parody is truly insane, JB.
Thanks, Phil, Ash, JD. And all the voices telling me how much they like it.
wonderfully eerie...5s....i've been to the grave of eddie cochran several times...only about 5 miles from my home
So you were sent to the "Old Parody Writer's Retirement Home", eh...??...5's...
Good for those who can appreciate sick humor, and very well-paced. 5's all round!
Wibble wibble UNDERPANTS!! Schizophrenically good John, 555
Fascinating...John..You have created a condensed novel in this parody....5 all
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