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Song Parodies -> "Mow Vittles Down: Crunch Bread and Then…."
Original Song Title:
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mow Vittles Down: Crunch Bread and Then…."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Mow vittles down: Crunch bread and then
go fill yourself with pie.
After fried sheep, it’s time to reap
as if you’re in a sty.
There is some dark meat—try it.
Don’t fast; have many bites.
To wash it clear down, have some beer,
and make sure it ain’t lite!
Next try some corn…a maize spree;
and butter it a bunch.
You’re full. Still creep near and dive deep
into that mug o’ punch.
Gross gorging is offensive
to some of slender girth.
These prigs will sing lyrics that sting:
“Of grub you’ve had no dearth!”
go fill yourself with pie.
After fried sheep, it’s time to reap
as if you’re in a sty.
There is some dark meat—try it.
Don’t fast; have many bites.
To wash it clear down, have some beer,
and make sure it ain’t lite!
Next try some corn…a maize spree;
and butter it a bunch.
You’re full. Still creep near and dive deep
into that mug o’ punch.
Gross gorging is offensive
to some of slender girth.
These prigs will sing lyrics that sting:
“Of grub you’ve had no dearth!”
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