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Song Parodies -> "Polyunsaturated Pam"

Original Song Title:

"Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Polyunsaturated Pam"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Rewrite of rejected "Polythene Pam."
Polyunsaturated Pam
(Originally, Polythene Pam)

Polyunsaturated Pam
Makes for good cooking when it's sprayed in a pan.
You'll find that your eggs won't drag,
'Cause it coats the surface crags:
Polyunsaturated Pam
Aired, aired, aired.

But just in case some of the hot oil is spilt,
Make sure you hold the pan's handle past the hilt.
That way, if the oil should spurt,
You're unlikely to get hurt
Or go to the ER and get overbilled.
Care, care care!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
funny the rejected one, too...its even funnier....5s
John Barry - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Mari D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice Pam commercial, and funny!

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