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Song Parodies -> "Lipids"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Seal those lips.
Close barbecue pits.
Eat too much fat.
You gotta cut back.

When lasagna comes along--
Too much lipids
Heavy cream, you know, is wrong--
Too much lipids
Your willpower must be strong--
Don't touch lipids.

Cow lipids
In milkshakes.
Bake it up.
Small plate
Bend toeward.
Lightly fed.
Fryer--reject it.
'Cause what you ate
Had lipids,
Lipid food.

So when food time comes around,
Rebuff lipids.
Blood cholesterol goes down,
So eat less lipids.
You'll find, less you weigh.
Chill on the lipids.

Belay lipids,
Lipid food.
Belay lipids,
Lipid food.

[Repeat first three verses]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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 5   8

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Charlie Decker - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
My favorite of your "Whip It" series. 555 on all 3.
Leo Jay - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, dat's fat! The 'lasagna' line is a priceless adaptation from the OS.
John Barry - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie and Leo.
MasonR - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This is fit and trim!
Johnny D - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody made a thin rainbow-colored gasoline-like sheen spread across my computer screen.
Kristof Robertson - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Brave move, taking on Devo from 3 sides...but you've done it well! 555
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked this one.
... - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I did too. It's really good.

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