Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Incest. Can’t Temper It!"

Original Song Title:

"Incense and Peppermints"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Strawberry Alarm Clock

Parody Song Title:

"Incest. Can’t Temper It!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Incest; temper it…diddlin’ own kind?!
Rex king had a fling with mom—“she's mine!!”
Such ways ain’t right—better do kine or swine.
Incest, temper it…so out of line.

Who cares ’bout shame? Do you?!
Diddle your kid? Such shtups are taboo.

Incest is heaven-sent for certain crowds
turned on by sis, dad, mom, then trysts are vowed.
Look somewhere else, look somewhere else!
Please, please!
Look somewhere else, look there, or else!
Genes, genes, genes, genes!!

Turn away from plying cock into
a daughter and abide by rules that rue, “Eschew!”
Beat it with palm digits: what you should do.
But hard hicks are doin’ tricks that point to “Euw!”

Don’t care ’bout shame, that crew.
Out in the sticks, not much else to.

Incest temps these hicks…diddlin’ own kind.
Rex king had a fling with mom—“that’s fine!”
Such ways ain’t right, but they’ve taken a shine.
Incest specialists—that is their line.

Don’t care ’bout shame, that crew.
They’ve had their fill of “filles” that go “moo.”

Incest specialists. Gin’s a fetchin sis!

“Ba-ba-ba”?
“Nah-nah-nah”!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Patrick - February 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I heard some kid back in high school singing a variant of your first line. Now you have supplied the rest of the song. And a lot better than he could.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/strawberryalarmclock17.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 840