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Song Parodies -> "Fill a Dell Up with Free Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Philadelphia Freedom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Fill a Dell Up with Free Porn"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

youtube eschewed for roilingbone;
Your cause was once amiright--
You left to find a much randier node
Where you can go and start beating, not a drum;
Megabytes you've claimed--
No need to pay for engorged jerking fun.

Now you heavy-breathe and fill a Dell up with free porn,
Gawk a babe who has been shorn and wave your flag
Fill a Dell with free porn: look at cleaved thighs for ya, man,
Yeah, glimpse a piece of pie, sly randy lech'rous lad.

So fill a Dell up with free porn.
Sites naughty, you love 'em.
amiright once; your sights now set on other kinds,
Kind of sites, kinds of sites.
Kind of sites that you mine each night.
Fill a Dell up with free porn,
You love it, yes you do.

You've got movies you can view when quite alone
And freely move your mittie
In thumbed abuse: the wood-mold yankin'-spree. . .moan.
Time-for-glimpsin'-shes spree; so go spankin'-spree guys,
Then the whizzin' spill CC's pumped zap you
Right between the eyes.

So fill a Dell up with free porn.
Sites naughty, you love 'em;
Every night you alight on a site of that kind,
Kind of site, kind of site,
Kind of site that requires fine eyesight.
Fill a Dell up with free porn,
You goggle, yes you do.

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Stan Hall - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
5s earned, but I'd've given'em anyway just for slipping the censor with the word "porn" -- one of mine that didn't slide thru' contained that word but none of the elaboration thereupon herein. :-)
McKludge - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Man, that's quite the title sub.
Phil Alexander - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Title sub of the day :-D.. great stuff, JB
Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Title of the year. And the rest of it can stand pretty tall as well.
alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
great title switch indeed
The Stinker - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, this was bloody brilliant. The attention to detail in matching the parody lyrics to rhyme to the original is just astounding.
Meriadoc - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant title BJ. Oooops, I mean JB. I guess this parody put porn on my mind.... ;-)
UnKnownVo - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
< !!! >
AFW - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sometimes free porn is better than free dom
Kristof Robertson - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
To correct Phil: Parody Title of the Year! And a fab parody to match. 555

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