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Song Parodies -> "Scummy Jack Graft"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Scummy Jack Graft"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Caught him!

He's got whores and he's gonna spill their names.
He's been cowed and he's through with all his games.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.

He raised millions and doled it out to hacks.
He's a stool pigeon; cat's out of the bag.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.

He's been found out and so to save his head.
He'll expound about the pig-dogs he fed.
Several clowns on The Hill now sh*t the bed,
Delay, Ney
He'll bring down worthless shites, both blue and red,
Come what may.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.

Scummy Jack graft, doled out cash,
Money backlash—'ho's took cash
Scummy Jack's *ssholes got cash. . . .

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
"scummy" was yummy
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Haven't heard this song in awhile, but I think it's ammusing.
Red Ant - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Apparently I need to watch the news/read the papers more because I haven't heard of Jack Graft. What scandal is this guy involved in?
Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Yessss! We got him! The law nailed him, and you nailed the song! Let's see if anyone can turn Steve Miller's "Abracadabra" into a Jack Abramoff song.
John Barry - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Stephen, Michael. Red Ant, as MP noted, "Jack graft" is Jack Abramoff, who's just pleaded guilty to several felony counts involving bribery, influence peddling. . .in other words, "lobbying." He's done a plea deal and is reportedly going to name names
Red Ant - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, okay. Thanks for the info, I'll add my 5s now. Also, outstanding job on the 3rd verse with the internal rhymes.
AFW - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
good work..fives
Johnny D - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Another brilliant jab from JAB! 5s

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