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Song Parodies -> "Maneater"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Maneater"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It’s a mandibles sound that chews my nerves:
“Maneater, maneater, maneater, maneater.”
It a chew-you-up sound; she’s got verve as emotion swerves.
Maneater, maneater, maneater, maneater.
Maneater,
I tell you: that girl’s a maneater.
She plays a toothy game
I thought I was her flame,
but she’s. . .
Maneater,
I’ve been ripped by that girl maneater
By that name’s she’s renowned;
she treats me like ground round,
or cheese.
Maneater.
Like a cat, with you she is playing,
and your heartstrings she soon will be fraying.
Maneater,
she eschews and chews me, Maneater,
And I have just found a portmanteau word:
Man[goo]d[ed]ible.

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Rob Arndt - January 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey JAB, I noticed the OS switch with both entries. Ingenious! 555 on both!
Jonathan - January 19, 2016 - Report this comment
ya know this kind of reminds me of another song I know... "looks at JAB's other parody for today" yup that's the one! 5's

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