Song Parodies -> Dahmer
| Original Song Title: | "Donna" |
| Original Performer: | Richie Valens |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dahmer" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
"No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!
No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!"
There was a boy,
Jeffrey was his name.
Took a left knee
And put it on the flame.
'Cause he loves to grill,
He's gonna rotisserie,
Rotisserie.
What's that he's chawin'?
Looks like a breast bone.
You start to yell,
'Cause you're in his home.
Yeah, he loves to grill,
Dahmer's on a cooking spree,
A cooking spree.
Eyes darting.
His mind is gone.
He views you as a stew—
All the thyme and all the cloves for you-ou-ou.
There was a boy,
Jeffrey was his name
In his belfry
The bats are all insane
And he wants to grill,
You in his rotisserie,
So, issue screams:
"No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!
No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!. . ."
No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!"
There was a boy,
Jeffrey was his name.
Took a left knee
And put it on the flame.
'Cause he loves to grill,
He's gonna rotisserie,
Rotisserie.
What's that he's chawin'?
Looks like a breast bone.
You start to yell,
'Cause you're in his home.
Yeah, he loves to grill,
Dahmer's on a cooking spree,
A cooking spree.
Eyes darting.
His mind is gone.
He views you as a stew—
All the thyme and all the cloves for you-ou-ou.
There was a boy,
Jeffrey was his name
In his belfry
The bats are all insane
And he wants to grill,
You in his rotisserie,
So, issue screams:
"No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!
No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!. . ."
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Grim but funny 555
"I love a girl" + "He loves to grill" -- excellent; great stuff.
Great concept well done...555
I meant = not +
Thanks, Joe, Claude, Kristof.
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